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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Washington Takes on the Issue of Legalizing Online Poker - Again

Today is an important day in the effort to officially legalize and regulate online poker. The House Financial Services committee is hearing testimony today on Barney Frank's Bill, H.R. 2267, the “Internet Gambling Regulation, Consumer Protection, and Enforcement Act,” which would establish a licensed, regulated Internet gaming market in the United States.

Frank's bill has 69 co-sponsors and has received the support of an array of interests including banking institutions, brick and mortar gambling establishments and others concerned either about the difficulty in enforcing the current UIGEA limitations on online poker, or those who have a more libertarian view opposing what they view as governmental interference with private citizens.  Frank's Bill has gained the support of the Chamber of Commerce, which issued a letter today endorsing the Bill.

A number of people will be speaking in favor of the bill today including poker pro and mom Annie Duke. Thanks to the Poker Players Aliance, the leading lobbying group support poker players rights, here is the transcript of Duke's testimony today.

[HR2267] Annie Duke Testimony (07/21/10)

The Dodgers Year Almost at an End

Let's play Jeopardy. The answer is: Sinking faster than the Titanic, Mel Gibson's career and BP stock prices. The question: What are the Dodgers?

There was so much that went so wrong for the Dodgers in last night's heartbreaking loss to the San Francisco Giants, it's hard to know where to start. But when a costly two-run error is not the worst of your problems, you know that you are in deep trouble. And there is no way of ignoring that fact now, the Dodgers season is very close to being very over.

The Dodgers took an early 3-0 lead thanks to a run-scoring double by Xavier Paul and a two-run home run by the newly clean-shaven Andre Ethier. They picked up two more in the third thanks to dueling singles by the two Blakes (Casey and DeWitt), giving them a comfortable 5-1 lead against Giants ace Tim Lincecum.

It wouldn't be a Dodgers-Giants game without the hostility betwen the two organizations seeping into the game.  The simmering tension between these two rivals started a-bubbling in the fifth inning when the struggling Lincecum brushed back Kemp, then hit him.  Since Dodger pitcher Vicente Padilla had fractured Aaron Rowand's cheekbone in a beaning incident earlier in the year, some thought Lincecum was retaliating.  The home plate umpire warned both benches.

In the top of the sixth, the hero of the first inning Xavier Paul misplayed a hard hit deep fly ball to left and what should have been a run-scoring second out, instead put another man on base with just one out. The Giants capitalized on the error thanks to a double by Pablo Sandoval.

In the bottom of the sixth, Giants reliever Denny Bautista threw way inside to Russell Martin, however, despite the earlier warning, nothing was done. Dodgers bench coach Bob Schafer gesticulated his displeasure in no uncertain terms -- and was promptly ejected.

In the seventh, as Kershaw took to the mound, reliever Hong-Chih Kuo was seen warming up in the bullpen. So when Kershaw hit Giants center-fielder Aaron Rowand in the leg it was hard to pass off as accidental. So the youngster received his first ever major league ejection -- and a number of high-fives from the Dodgers bench. As is the rule, Dodger skipper Joe Torre left along with his pitcher.

The Dodgers took their 5-4 lead into the ninth where All Star closer Jonathan Broxton was poised to give the Dodgers a desperately needed win. Howeve, he quickly got behind, loading the bases with just one out. Pitching coach, and Torre's stand-in, Don Mattingly went to the mound to talk with Broxton. After saying a few words, he walked off the mound and onto the grass. Just then, James Loney decided to ask a question of Mattingly. Mattingly, forgetting for a moment where he was, turned around and came back on the mound to answer the question. I hope it was a really important question like what is the meaning of life or how can I save money on my auto insurance, because that pirouette cost the Dodgers their closer.

Baseball loves its rules. It has some so obscure (I'm looking at you, balk) that the most loyal, lifelong fan has no clue what they mean. But this one is clear. Rule 8:06 prohibits managers or coaches visiting the mound from making a return trip. If they do so, the pitcher must be pulled. Giants manager Bruce Bochy is a big fan of this rule -- he used it against the Dodgers four years ago to get Brad Penny removed after then-Los Angeles manager Grady Little made a quickie two-step around the mound.

Not only did the Giants get rid of the pesky Broxton, but the Dodgers apparently had no choice but to bring in Geoerge Sherrill, someone who does not appear able to grasp what it is that a reliever is supposed to do. To make matters worse, there was miscommunication among the umpires and the home plate umpire did not realize that Sherril should have been give extra time to warm up.  He's shaky enough under the best of circumstances (like when the Dodgers have a ten-run lead), but without enough time to warm up it was not a surprise that he gave up a two-run double to Andres Torres.  The Dodgers went meekly in the bottom of the ninth, and that was that.

"The rules are the rules," Mattingly admitted after the game. "Obviously at that point, it's my responsibility to know not to turn and take a step off. He [home-plate umpire Adrian Johnson] just said, 'No, no, no.' I didn't realize I was off."

He's not the only one who's off. The whole team is in a freefall and the only good sign is that the ground is getting closer. It's going to be painful, but at least it'll be over soon.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Dream Final Table for the WSOP Main Event

With just over 200 players left, it's about time to start focusing on who has a shot to make it to the end -- and who you want to see at the final table.  Not always do these two groups overlap.  Still in the race are many online pros with notable screen names from Roothlus, to OMGClayAiken, to Dan Druff.   The man who helped make the WSOP the monster event it is with his screen debut in Rounders, Johnny Chan, and someone who is as famous for the game based around him as his poker playing, Johnny Lodden, are both moving on to Day 6 as well.

Youngsters Alexander Kostritsyn and John Racener are old compared with last year's winner and have no shot at setting any record, but we still have two Mizrachis vying to be the first pair of siblings at a Main Event final table. You have televised tournament alum Juha Helppi, Scott Clements, and Theo Tran, as well as their alliteratively-named counterparts Russell Rosenblum and Hassan Habib.
 
Based on names alone, who wouldn't want to hear Norm and Lon have to say Fokke Beukers or David Assouline or Flavio Ferrarizumbini or Vazgen Terpogosyan during their play-by-play?  And give the last woman standing, Breeze Zuckerman, kudos not just for that feat, but for having one of the great names of all time.
 
Now if you want to focus on something as irrelevant as chip counts when there are still so many players in, fine.  Here's the top ten starting the day:
1 Evan Lamprea 3,564,000
2 Michael Skender 3,527,000
3 Joseph Cheong 3,357,000
4 Duy Le 3,186,000
5 Theo Jorgensen 3,088,000
6 Bryn Kenney 2,902,000
7 Matt Affleck 2,896,000
8 Alexander Kostritsyn 2,564,000
9 Johnny Chan 2,559,000
10 Sebastian Panny 2,442,000


Not on that list are at least two I want to see at the final table.  The first is former Survivor contestant and all around cool guy, Jean-Robert Bellande (currently with 946,000).  He's great TV -- this would not be as quiet a final table as the last one! -- and wouldn't do anything as boring as investing his money were he to win it.  A Bellande win would be great for the economy.

My other pick is French hottie, David Benaymine, who has a paltry 353,000.  Yes, I know his chance to make it past the next two levels, let alone the next couple of days, is as good as my chance with him (and I'm competing with Erica Schoenberg who is younger, cuter, thinner, and blonder than me.  And I do have that pesky husband to deal with.)   But I can dream, can't I?  I enjoy watching him at the table, a lot more than some of those with a lot more chips right now.  Benyamine's got a sly, devilish (not to be confused with Devilfish, who would lose in a "who would you rather" to Matt Affleck) demeanor at the table and, if he can stay focused, can be an excellent player. But he's going to need some luck, and quick, to make that happen.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Jean-Robert Bellande -- Can he win this reality show?

I love one thing more than anything else -- reality TV.  Oh, you say, what about your husband, what about your children?  Hey, this is a family-wide obsession.  If Jeff Probst and I were both drowning and you could save both of us, my son would dive in, grab Jeff, pull him to safety, and start talking to him about  Boston Rob, Russell Hantz and Richard Hatch till someone came to drag my lifeless body out of the water.

I also happen to love poker.  Watching it, playing it, reading about it, writing about it.  It's a borderline obsession -- my resistance to watching the show 2 Months, 2 Million the only thing that's keeping me from starring in next week's episode of Intervention

So when these two worlds collide, to say I'm euphoric would be like saying Phil Hellmuth has a bit of an ego.

When Jean-Robert Bellande was on Survivor it was like eating a hot fudge sundae on top of a brownie on top of a birthday cake served on Clive Owen.   Jean-Robert provided many entertaining moments on the show, he was both calculating and clueless.  He thought his strategic wiles would carry him to the end, but his hubris led to a too-early exit.  Yet I enjoyed his character on the show.

In the years since, I've discovered by following his tweets that he wasn't playing a character -- that's him.  He doesn't take himself or what he does too seriously, yet he is very competitive.  He's had some tournament success and has made a splash with his brash talk and over-sized personality.  But he has no bracelet and no WPT wins.  Could that dry spell come to an end this year?

As I type this, Jean-Robert has been on a roller coaster of a Day 5 at the World Series of Poker Main Event.  He's already in the money, at least in the top 300, beating his prior best finish in the Main Event.  But, of course, like any poker player, he wants more.  I'm rooting for him to go all the way.  And, from the tweets I've seen, I'm not alone.

Well, Heck, Yes! -- FCC policy on swearing overturned

In a sign that we have finally embraced the first amendment, ratified 209 years ago, the U.S. 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals has reversed the policy of the FCC to crack down on "vulgar" speech in live TV and radio broadcasts.  The ruling did not address the U.S. Supreme Court decision empowering the FCC to police the airwaves for objectionable content in general, but at least recognized the reality that swearing done spontaneously, that is out there for just a moment, is not so detrimental to society that the broadcasters need be punished for having it aired.  The court's ruling is a good first step in finding a balance between protecting the unwary public from expletives and preventing a chilling effect that will limit free expression.

This case arose as a result of a spate of instances as awards shows and other live events where a brief obscenity was uttered by a presenter or winner. In past years, performers such as Bono and Cher, and  others with last names, uttered fleeting expletives while on live broadcasts.  Bono has said the phrase "f---ing brilliant" at the 2003 Golden Globes and that was enough to rally the full power of the federal government to punish the broadcaster for airing such vulgarity.

Under rules implemented the next year, profanity referring to sex or excrement was deemed always indecent.  Broadcasters were fined for any use of any word or phrase that fell within this broad, generalized definition, even in just an unplanned and momentary manner.  This policy was brought up for review before the appeals court in a case brought by Fox and other networks. 

Speaking for the three-judge panel, U.S. Circuit Judge Rosemary Pooler wrote, "The FCC’s policy violates the First Amendment because it is unconstitutionally vague, creating a chilling effect that goes far beyond the fleeting expletives at issue here.”

"By prohibiting all 'patently offensive' references to sex, sexual organs and excretion without giving adequate guidance as to what 'patently offensive' means, the FCC effectively chills speech, because broadcasters have no way of knowing what the FCC will find offensive," the appeals court wrote.

The opinion went on, "To place any discussion of these vast topics at the broadcaster's peril has the effect of promoting wide self-censorship of valuable material which should be completely protected under the First Amendment."

The panel determined that the existing policy, penalizing broadcasters and implementing fines for any suspect utterance was implemented inconsistently and in situations where the alleged harm was so small as to not outweigh the interests of free speech.

The panel noted that swear words were permitted in the broadcast of the movie Saving Private Ryan but not in a PBS miniseries -- leaving broadcasters in the doubt about what was permitted when.  As Judge Pooler wrote, "Under the current policy, broadcasters must choose between not airing or censoring controversial programs and risking massive fines or possibly even loss of their licenses, and it is not surprising which option they choose."  It was clear to the panel that the fear of the power of the FCC was affecting broadcast decisions detrimentally.  "Indeed, there is ample evidence in the record that the FCC's indecency policy has chilled protected speech."

Viewers of live, unscripted shows should realize that spontaneity comes with some risk and if they are worried about seeing or hearing something that might offend their senses, they can choose not to watch or listen.  But to penalize broadcasters for the actions of others, often made in the heat or excitement of the moment, will discourage broadcasting of these live events and will leave us with more prepackaged, rehearsed and unreal shows where there is little risk of anything surprising happening.

No one was seriously damaged by Bono's fleeting utterance of a curse word.  There was a real moment of joy and exuberance and there should be more of that aired.  There are hundreds of TV and radio channels and if you're worried about what you might hear on one in a "live" moment -- then change channels.  But let's trust that our country will survive a little cursing now and then more than we will the slow curtailment of our rights of free expression.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Latest article for Poker Player

Twitter has taken over the WSOP.  Everyone is sharing the up and down movements of their chip stacks, their bad beats (but, coincidentally, almost never their suckouts), and their great (but never ill-advised) bluffs.  This is a brave new world embraced by young (Annette Obrestad) and old (Doyle Brunson) alike.  You can follow along with the action from the comfort of your smart phone or your home computer, reading in 140 characters or fewer about Mike Matusow's early exit or Phil Hellmuth's theatrical entrance.

Below is my latest article for Poker Player newspaper on the topic of Tweeting at the WSOP. 

http://www.pokerplayernewspaper.com/back-issues/pp100705S.pdf

Monday, July 5, 2010

WSOP Main Event Starts Today

For poker players, today is the grown-up version of Christmas, your birthday, last day of school, and your first trip to Disneyland all rolled into one. It's a day full of excitement and anticipation and hope for good things to come. Today, you start out even with everyone else and you, technically, have the same shot as anyone else. Of course, as in Animal Farm, and life, some are more equal that others and it is highly unlikely that Joe and Jane Schmo will be coming back in November for the final table. But as Darvin Moon will tell you, it's not out of the question!

There are, of course, a number of players to follow at the Main Event proceeds. Since, in my last article, I predicted an end to Daniel Negreanu's two-year bracelet shut out, I will of course be following him to see if I'm still right. I'd love to see Erik Seidel add the big one to his already impressive collection of bracelets. I can't explain why, but I'm a sucker for Mike Matusow and would love to see him at the final table again. And, those of us who are Tom Dwan fans -- a group that has probably grown during this WSOP -- would like to see him get his first bracelet this year, especially in the daddy of all tournaments.

But my attention will be directed, in particular, to Day 1B and one player you haven't yet heard of. His name is Donnie Vann and he traveled across the country from Jacksonville, Florida just to make his dream of playing in the World Series of Poker come true. Donnie won his seat in a $150 satellite at his local casino. But it is not because of the distance he's traveled or how he earned his seat that I'll be following Donnie. It's because of what a terrific guy and inspiration he is. You see, while some poker players complain about bad luck, Donnie has had more than his share of bad luck in the past. Because, as a result of an accident when he was a teenager, Donnie is a quadriplegic.

But Donnie doesn't complain and, instead, has the most positive outlook on life I've ever heard. I had the chance to interview Donnie for Poker Player Newspaper and will post the link when the article is up. Until then, good luck to Donnie and everyone else who is hoping to make their WSOP Main Event dream come true.